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As I walked into the bland yellow bathroom, that odd bathroom smell invaded my nostrils. The bathroom looked like it hadn’t been cleaned since the dark ages. The only new thing about this bathroom was the new paint job on the stalls to cover up all of the profanity and pictures that people made. (As a side note you can tell a lot about people by what they write on the stalls.They may write about personal things like “Sophomores Rule” or “I love so and so”, stuff like that.) …
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It is said that the past influences the present which in turn influences the future. The present of today is far from perfect in most people’s view, and making changes definitely helps, but if you want the future to include roads made of chocolate all I can say is good luck and maybe you should invest in some serious candy bars. As the future can be considered as, kind of important, I decided to go out and survey the students of CCHS to see what changes they wish to see.
Many …
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Dustin Block
Start Staff Humorist
Cannibal Day- Everyone enjoys human flesh for lunch
No School Day- No school that day. Wouldn’t work for obvious paradoxical reasons.
Mute Day- No one talks at all and if some one does they get I.S.S. including teachers
Pig-Latin Day – Everyone speaks in Pig-Latin all day. It’d be ompletelycay eetsway.
Super Power Day – Everyone pretends to have super powers
Singing Day – Everyone talks in song
Dancing Day – Every movement is a dance movement
Joke Day – After someone says something everyone in earshot laughs
Media Day – …
